Music Lover, Horror Queen, Sci-fi Geek
The ramblings of a mad woman
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Firstly apologies this update has been a while in coming for a while there was a slump is weird and freaky messages. Luckily for you (not me) the dating site morons seem to be back in force.
So to get us started here is a message I received last night:
“Hello! how are you? i like much your profile! I’m looking girlfriend who get me CUCKED. I want be cheated on and cuckolded, I love the idea of being cheated on by a girl with Black men.. I would never cheat back.. I’d want to cook for her, clean for her , pay the bills, etc.. I am good looking too… I am white handsome, atractive and good muscle body. seems like any girl would love this kind of relationship.if you are interested in it?? i’d love to get to know you!!”
He wants to get cucked?! is that even a thing? It is certainly the first I have heard of it. Any girl would love this kind of relationship? Really? Have you asked them? Because it is certainly NOT the sort of thing that I am after… so pass.Next:
“U do sound great , u really do but have u seen my profile u will find out I want?
How is ur Easter wkend going so far then ?
And yes I so dam like u but I also would like to find a best best mate too..”Are you drunk? High? Scarily after a quick look at the profile this one lives less than a mile from me. Fingers crossed he never recognises me.
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I must say that this little geek is giddy with excitement after watching the Doctor Who trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIsQ25Krq8). Even more so to know that Neil Gaiman has written an episode of it…
Watch that video carefully I didn’t spot it at first (was far too excited) but a friend pointed out to me that David Tennants tardis is in those clips… and it is (I rewatched it several times).
I need this new series NOW this video has given me a serious geekasm.
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RT @sohmer: Call me crazy, but I think MS Word should reward you when you misspell a word beyond all recognition.
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Hello brain there is absolutely no need for me to be awake at 5am…frankly this is unacceptable behaviour.
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actual quote by @HelenaFae regarding sweet popcorn “sweet popcorn is the droplets of angels angel poo is not nice” Ooooooook
